Casey: Rus, we have a good thing going here. A year ago, if someone had asked me what your favorite color is, I probably would have assumed you were color blind, given the way you dress, now I know that it’s brown.
Rusty: Actually, it’s green.
Casey: My point is, let’s cherish and protect our new relationship, not muck it up with something like sharing things.
Rusty: Two hours, that’s all I need.
Casey: Rusty, two hours was all you needed for your drivers test. It took four produce men, and five quarters to get my car off that horse. I had to take the school bus for a week … Your sketchy history spans decades. What about my Cabbage Patch Drink and Wet Newborn?
Rusty: What, you’re stupid doll that could pee?
Casey: You filled her with cranberry juice. That doesn’t look like pee!
Rusty: I was six years old, Casey! I was six!
Casey: Or the time that you erased my online NSYNC diary?
Rusty: I was twelve! I’m eighteen now.
Casey: Oh my God. Six, twelve, eighteen. 666. This explains everything!
Rusty: Stop treating me a kid. Or Damien. I’m a grown up. When are you gonna see that?
Casey: Rusty. I see you just as you are. As my little brother, who’s not borrowing my car.

Betsy: Hey guys.
Ashleigh: Hey, Betsy.
Betsy: I wanted to let you know that I am committed to living sober and my 12 Step Plan.
Casey: That’s great.
Betsy: So, one step in my plan is making amends, so I wanted to apologize. And I know that my drinking caused problems for both of you, and when I think that my crazy behavior kept either of you from having a potential relationship with a boy that could have been awesome, well it makes me feel like …
Ashleigh: Incredibly selfish?
Betsy: … Yes.
Casey: Like you’ve been a huge, flirty, buttface?
Betsy: Yeahhhh.
Ashleigh: Like you stood in the way  of two soul mate who were meant to be together?
Betsy: Okay, whoa, I get it, alright. I messed up. This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought, I have to go call my sponsor.

I want to bite her. Just once. In the jugular. Please!

Greek, 2x02 Crush Landing

We’ll always have Switzerland.

Greek, 2x01 Brothers and Sisters

Casey: Oh my God, you are such a Boy Scout.
Rusty: Eagle Scout! I made it to the Eagle Scouts, remember?
Casey: Yes, I went to the ceremony. And you were such a tool, you earned more badges than anyone else.
Rusty: That’s a good point.
Casey: That you were a tool?
Rusty: Yeah. That you thought I was a tool, you found me annoying, but you still showed up to the ceremony, because you’re my sister.
Casey: Mom and dad made me go. You knew that, right?
Rusty: Which was the right thing to do, because no matter how much you and I find each other annoying, we’re still a family, so underneath it all, we’ll still trust and support each other.

Rebecca: I want you to explain to my why I should even care if she kicks me out.
Casey: I don’t know, you tell me. Why did you even join in the first place?
Rebecca: Why else? The parties.
Casey: Right. That’s why I joined, too. At least that’s what I would’ve told anyone who asked, because admitting the honest to God truth - ‘Hey, I’m Casey, scared and friendless freshmen’ - would’ve been just too pathetic. So I rushed, and as luck would have it, somewhere along the way, I discovered I ended up with a family. Screwed up and dysfunctional like every other family, but a family, nonetheless. And this family can include you, if you want it too.
Rebecca: … Yeah? Well, families suck.

Spring break whoooo!

Greek, 1x22 Spring Broke

Cappie: Hey, you think you might wanna..
Casey: I don’t think that’s a good idea. You’ve suffered head trauma, besides, there are ten people sleeping in my room.
Cappie: I was gonna say get some breakfast.
Casey: Oh. That sounds nice. Let me go get my purse.
[Ohio Senator Ken Logan, known for his strong stance on family values, has been implicated in a sweep of a high-end prostitution ring]
Cappie: Case, I…
Casey: Go. She needs you.
Cappie: About tonight..
Casey: It was nothing. Kissing a boy on the beach was eleven on my list. Thanks for the help!

Cappie: It’s really good to see you so.. relaxed. You’re like your old self again.
Casey: Thanks, Cap.

“The three musketeers are back!”