“As for finding the one, if it’s meant to be, eventually it will be.”
“Thanks for the advice, Cap.”
via sheburnsaway (originally sheburnsaway)
Cappie: Who’s ready for round two?
[Muffled voices]????: Round two?
[Cappie lifts to covers revealing Wade and Beaver.]
Cappie: Ah! We didn’t… you uh…
Beaver: These two crazy girls hooked up with Jeremy in our room last night and every extra bed was taken-
Wade: So we bunked here.
Cappie: Phew. Uncomfortable moment averted. We didn’t have round one did we?
Wade: No, of course not.
Cappie: Never.
Wade: Definitely not.
Beaver: Probably not…
[Awkward silence.]
Cappie: Excellent… [Pause] Breakfast?
via cuz-im-awesome (originally cuz-im-awesome)
“You can always go back to your soul mate. That’s what makes them a soul mate.”
“It felt like we were being watched.”
“I know. I kind of liked that.”
“It doesn’t mean anything, you and I slept together after we broke up.”
“Yeah, once you’d been cleansed.”
“I don’t remember that. Did I enjoy it?”
“Your head is way too fancy for your body, it’s weird. Like when they make babies talk on tv.”
“Don’t touch!”
“Tell me, Rusty, is the rumor true? In a blind taste test, do the Cartwright Kids prefer Maxwell House over Folger’s?”
“We should be best friends. You know what? We are best friends. Cap n’ Dale!”
Rusty: There’s this girl in my Literature class. Um, her name is Miley. Miley Montana.
Cappie: Sounds familiar.
Rusty: She acts one way during the day, but then she’s totally different during the night. I’m so confused.
Cappie: Spitter, that one’s almost too easy.
